He bit into a Titan-shaped energy bar (provided by a suspicious merchant named "Farmer Joe") and transformed into a Titan… of the organic gardening variety. His right hand became a spade, the other a watering can.
"Ah, but my dear Knight , even Levi Ackerman’s 100% efficient squad is not above the Code of the Green Thumb. One misfiled form, and I’ll send the Titans with Penalties to crush ye all!" farm taxes attack on titan part 2 hforgods
[Pickup from Part 1, where Eren, Levi, and the Survey Corps have just discovered a hidden utopia ruled by a Tax Man-like bureaucrat demanding "tributes" from both humans and Titans.] Chapter 2: The Titantic Tax Audit Eren Yeager stood in the middle of a field of genetically modified wheat (engineered to grow pickaxes in place of stalks), staring at a towering invoice the size of Wall Maria. The Tax Man, a floating suit of chainmail with a monocle and a pocket full of golden coins, loomed in the distance. He bit into a Titan-shaped energy bar (provided
"Ah, young Eren! You’ve yet to file your Titan-derived crop taxes. Did you think you could farm without paying tribute to the Treasury of the Wall?!" One misfiled form, and I’ll send the Titans
"...I can’t even." The Pivotal Pivot: A Truce in the Tillage The Tax Titan, mid-monologue about "capital gains on flesh," slipped in a mud trap (planned by Eren's squad). Armin calculated the precise moment to drop a fertilizer bomb, knocking the Tax Man's monocle askew and slowing his accounting.
Farmer Joe’s mysterious merchant cart pulls up to a new city. The screen reads: "Stay tuned: Farm Taxes: Attack on Titan: Part 3 — The Debt Collectors and the Scared Sheep." The end. (For now.)